Then let's give equal time to "The Story of Lucy and Jessie":
Lucy is juicy, but dull as a mop.
Jessie is dressy, but cold as a sop.
Lucy wants to be dressy,
Jessie wants to be juicy,
Lucy wants to be Jessie
And Jessie, Lucy.
You see . . .
(How anyone ever gets through that lyric, in that tempo, beats me!) |